Esmerelda Filth isn't really rioting against anything in particular. She just thought the stupidass look would get the attention of Bruno and Hans behind her. They like snobby girls like her who rebel against their parents because they're easy.
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Joe "Pudgely" Quagmire was once a bright kid. Then kids started picking on him in school because he ate a few too many Twinkies. Now Pudgely weighs about 250 pounds and has decided the "punk" route because "nobody understands me".
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Tobita could defeat the Smoking Jacket Warrior if he were a drunken paraplegic. He isn't a punk, but neither is Tobita. Grrr
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This is the heavy hitting punk rock group Smelly Ball Sack. Their lyrics aren't actually stories or anything. They are just the ingredients in their hair goop.
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Miron T. Clay listens to punk rock. He's a big fan of The Clash, Sex Pistols, Igg Pop, The Dead Kennedys and all things Sid Vicious. He also can't spell his name because he thought his school was trying to control his mind so he dropped out. Miron now stays in his parent's basement all day listening to Jim Croce records because he says they are "calming".
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Greasewater Munge is the lead singer of his own aptly titled band Sodomizer. When someone told him to pursue his dreams and sing about what he knows best, he decided that was his way out. He's mostly proud because he has a large group of fanboys.
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Shits On Small Children and Bloody Wankers is a new band out of Walton, New York (whom they call themselves the voice of). They had just enough of an IQ together to come up with such a name. However most of their lyrics are about their past jobs of garbageman, gravedigger, floormopper and bagger at the local grocery store. They are strongly politically motivated, like when I asked them what their biggest gripe about the world is today, Crotch Wiley answered "I still can't get me bloody right and left shoes figured out. Damned facists!". There you have it.
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Tracy Walmstein borrowed her brothers "The Grateful Dead Sucks" shirt in this picture. Her parents were hippies. She now works in a coffee shop downtown serving lattes and gourmet biscuits. I've heard she can open a bottle with her teethe.
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The Dixie Cups are a group that likens themselves to Gwar. Unfortunately they are still a garage band and don't have much money for props. Felix, here said they'll probably change their name once they get signed. If they get signed.
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Like the Smoking Jacket Warrior, Arnoldo isn't much of a punk, but likes thick necklaces because it reminds him of Mr. T. That pipe is his dads.
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This is an example of a SWG, or Stupid White Guy. He pees in the bushes. He gets lots of girls. He's on "the team". But, he's really a loser, deep down. And he knows it.
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After this Ben Affleck wannabe got out the Akira anime movie he was hooked. He's watched it 228 times and claims he can recite the entire movie without watching it. He has since put together a group of his LARPing friends to reenact the movie outside the park by the library. He thinks Blink 182 rocks.
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