Mad props to Kurt The Future Andreas for introducing me to the ubersite of Capitalism, cafepress.com. Here, grassroots entrepreneurs such as Futurino and myself can design and sell such useful and fun products as t-shirts, lunchboxes, tote bags, greeting cards and baby clothes. At last, I can print and market the jumpsuit for toddlers that says “Daddy Drinks Because I Cry.” Vive la Interweb! Ayn Rand is doing a dance in her grave that would be described as gleeful if it weren’t for the fact that the inhuman bitch had no joy whatsoever in her repertoire.
So, for all you fledgling artists and Photoshop satirists whose friends tell you you’ll make millions on bumper stickers and t-shirts, the very user-friendly (and most importantly, FREE) [url=http://www.cafepress.com]http://www.cafepress.com[/url] is your ticket to quick and easy success, which is nothing short of The American Dream. And don’t you want to help America realize its dreams?
View and purchase Future’s sweetly bizarre original art on handy objects hee-yah
For sacreligious Photoshoppery on said objects, visit hee-yah