Hey. I’m busy today so I can’t write a good article. I have several GameCube games. Four, I think. MarioKart Double Dash!! is like the old MarioKart only you have two people on a Kart at once, which is kind of pointless. It’s good.

I have the Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. It’s so damned hard to see most of the time. And the rest of the time it’s just plain hard. Besides being generally cool and being two players, it’s not as good as the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, which I played for the PS2. I thought two players would be cooler, but since the game’s so damn hard, no one I know wants to play with me.

I have Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters. It’s okay, but it’s a fighting game with complicated moves, so I refuse to read the instructions and thus can’t beat very many monsters. So, I almost never play it.

WrestleMania XIX is a decent game. The wrestling looks real, but the game play is not even close to realistic. Tiny guys can body slam huge guys, and you could have a match in which you gave each other dozens of finishing moves without actually finishing off one another. Also there’s a lame story mode where you break things and beat up security guards, which makes wrestling look stupider than usual.

That’s all.

-Hazz